Tim Quote #2011
Quote from Tim in Eye on Tim
Kelly: You know, Tim, you were sending out some pretty clear signals.
Tim: You know, if I was, I shouldn't have been. Um... I'm the type of guy, like on Tool Time, I tend to get carried away. I'm always pushing that line. But that's on Tool Time, and this isn't Tool Time. And the truth is I really, really love my wife.
Kelly: OK. Why don't we just get going? We'll finish the interview at your house tomorrow.
Tim: Perfect. Perfect. Yeah, all right. All right. So, I'll give you a lift home?
Kelly: Actually, you know, why don't I just catch a cab, Tim?
Tim: Kelly? Two adults? It's OK. I can give you a lift home. Promise, no more signals... unless I'm changing lanes.
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Jill: Oh, hi, Al.
Al: Hi. Tim told me you were sick, so I brought you over my very special vaporizer. I've used this ever since I was a little boy to nurse myself back to health.
Jill: That is so sweet.
Al: There you go. Now, the cowboy's arm is the on/off switch. And the steam comes out the horse's mouth.
Jill: Gosh. I don't know whether to say "thank you" or "yippee-ti-yi-yo."
Al: Well, use it every night and you'll be back in the saddle before you know it.
Jill: Thanks, partner.
Quote from Al
Kelly: Tim, fabulous show!
Tim: Thanks. Did you like that metaphor about the current within the man?
Kelly: Oh...
Al: Usually around here the current runs through the man.
Quote from Tim
Al: Tim! Tim, guess who's in the building.
Tim: Well, it's not shaking, so it can't be your mom.