Tim Quote #2010
Quote from Tim in Eye on Tim
Tim: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Kelly, I think you got the wrong idea here.
Kelly: Wait. I thought this was your idea.
Tim: Well, then I have the wrong idea.
Kelly: Wait, I don't understand, Tim. I mean, from the way things were going, I mean, I thought we'd end up back at my place and you'd be licking champagne off my toes.
Tim: Whoa! Oh, boy! If I would be licking champagne off anybody's toes, it would be my wife's. And that'd have to be some pretty strong champagne.
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Jill: Oh, hi, Al.
Al: Hi. Tim told me you were sick, so I brought you over my very special vaporizer. I've used this ever since I was a little boy to nurse myself back to health.
Jill: That is so sweet.
Al: There you go. Now, the cowboy's arm is the on/off switch. And the steam comes out the horse's mouth.
Jill: Gosh. I don't know whether to say "thank you" or "yippee-ti-yi-yo."
Al: Well, use it every night and you'll be back in the saddle before you know it.
Jill: Thanks, partner.
Quote from Al
Kelly: Tim, fabulous show!
Tim: Thanks. Did you like that metaphor about the current within the man?
Kelly: Oh...
Al: Usually around here the current runs through the man.
Quote from Tim
Al: Tim! Tim, guess who's in the building.
Tim: Well, it's not shaking, so it can't be your mom.