Tim Quote #2009
Quote from Tim in Eye on Tim
Tim: So, you're good at pool?
Kelly: Oh, I'm good at a lot of things.
Tim: You're good with balls. [nervous chuckle]
Kelly: Tim, you're blushing.
Tim: No, I'm not. No. That's, uh... That's the Big Stinkies. l... Whew! I shouldn't eat those. The sauerkraut... I'm allergic to sauerkraut. It makes the blood rush really quickly to my... face.
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Quote from Al
Jill: Oh, hi, Al.
Al: Hi. Tim told me you were sick, so I brought you over my very special vaporizer. I've used this ever since I was a little boy to nurse myself back to health.
Jill: That is so sweet.
Al: There you go. Now, the cowboy's arm is the on/off switch. And the steam comes out the horse's mouth.
Jill: Gosh. I don't know whether to say "thank you" or "yippee-ti-yi-yo."
Al: Well, use it every night and you'll be back in the saddle before you know it.
Jill: Thanks, partner.
Quote from Al
Kelly: Tim, fabulous show!
Tim: Thanks. Did you like that metaphor about the current within the man?
Kelly: Oh...
Al: Usually around here the current runs through the man.
Quote from Tim
Al: Tim! Tim, guess who's in the building.
Tim: Well, it's not shaking, so it can't be your mom.