Tim Quote #2000
Quote from Tim in Eye on Tim
Tim: Well, Detroit Today doesn't think so. They're going to doing a whole profile on me.
Brad: Detroit Today? Isn't that that show with Kelly Barnes?
Tim: Yeah, she was at the studio today.
Brad: Man, she's fine! Does she look that awesome in person?
Tim: Oh-ho-ho! Nothing compared to your mother, of course.
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Jill: Oh, hi, Al.
Al: Hi. Tim told me you were sick, so I brought you over my very special vaporizer. I've used this ever since I was a little boy to nurse myself back to health.
Jill: That is so sweet.
Al: There you go. Now, the cowboy's arm is the on/off switch. And the steam comes out the horse's mouth.
Jill: Gosh. I don't know whether to say "thank you" or "yippee-ti-yi-yo."
Al: Well, use it every night and you'll be back in the saddle before you know it.
Jill: Thanks, partner.
Quote from Al
Kelly: Tim, fabulous show!
Tim: Thanks. Did you like that metaphor about the current within the man?
Kelly: Oh...
Al: Usually around here the current runs through the man.
Quote from Tim
Al: Tim! Tim, guess who's in the building.
Tim: Well, it's not shaking, so it can't be your mom.