Tim Quote #1998
Quote from Tim in Eye on Tim
Kelly: Hey! You know, that looks just like the old jack plane my dad used to use. They started making these in the 18th century.
Tim: That's right. You know your tools, huh?
Kelly: You know what would make a great Tool Time? An entire show about hand tools.
Tim: I love that idea.
Kelly: You know, I've always been fascinated by that whole man/tool/gestalt thing.
Tim: Yeah, me too. [mouths] Gestalt?
Kelly: Do you feel that when you use a hand tool, that it's like an extension of your own body?
Tim: I do now.
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Jill: Oh, hi, Al.
Al: Hi. Tim told me you were sick, so I brought you over my very special vaporizer. I've used this ever since I was a little boy to nurse myself back to health.
Jill: That is so sweet.
Al: There you go. Now, the cowboy's arm is the on/off switch. And the steam comes out the horse's mouth.
Jill: Gosh. I don't know whether to say "thank you" or "yippee-ti-yi-yo."
Al: Well, use it every night and you'll be back in the saddle before you know it.
Jill: Thanks, partner.
Quote from Al
Kelly: Tim, fabulous show!
Tim: Thanks. Did you like that metaphor about the current within the man?
Kelly: Oh...
Al: Usually around here the current runs through the man.
Quote from Tim
Al: Tim! Tim, guess who's in the building.
Tim: Well, it's not shaking, so it can't be your mom.