Tim Quote #1948
Quote from Tim in The Vasectomy One
Tim: Welcome back to "Gadget Corner."
June: Next, we have an air-powered appliance mover.
Tim: Now, this is a very useful device. I have one of these myself. It's an easy way to move furniture around without scratching the floor or hurting your back.
June: The panels are attached to a blower unit.
Tim: Right. Marv, you wanna close in here. I'll show you these. The air is forced into these aluminum air beams.
June: Which creates enough air pressure to lift weights of up to 700 pounds.
Tim: Which is how Al moves his mom room to room.
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‘The Vasectomy One’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: I thought you were talking about the tube-tying thing.
Jill: Well, I am talking about tube-tying, except it's your tubes.
Tim: You can back up that clip ship right now.
Jill: Honey, it is much safer for a man to get a vasectomy than it is for a woman to have a tubal ligation.
Tim: Says who? The Wives with Knives Club?
Quote from Jill
Tim: A woman? You brought me here to see a woman?
Jill: I didn't know she was a woman. My gynecologist just said that Dr. Kaplan was the best urologist in town.
Tim: How am I supposed to talk to a woman about what's going on in manland?
Jill: Manland? Now you got a theme park between your legs?
Quote from Tim
Jill: Why don't you tell us what's involved in the procedure.
Tim: Yeah, I'm dying to hear this.
Dr. Kaplan: Well, the morning of your appointment, you'll have to shave in the area where I'll be making the incisions.
Tim: Shave? Here?
Dr. Kaplan: It's just a routine procedure.
Tim: Not in my house it's not. What do you think? I wake up, brush my teeth and shave ping and pong?
Jill: Well, you could go to a barber, but it might be a little awkward.