Tim Quote #1898
Quote from Tim in Oh, Brother
Jill: You can't fire your own brother!
Tim: I just don't want another day like today. I'd like some peace and quiet. No more yakking or complaining for the rest of the night.
Angela: Do you have any soda?
Jill: Yeah. It's in the fridge.
Angela: I can't have diet soda because my mom believes, like, artificial sweeteners are really, really bad for you. So I have to have regular. But all you have is root beer which is, like, really, really gross. Or apple juice which is, like, really, really, bad for your teeth unless you water it down and that tastes yucky. So I'll just wait till I get home. Hi. [walks off]
Tim: Brad's new girlfriend?
Jill: Uh-huh.
Tim: Cute.
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‘Oh, Brother’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: See, Romulus and Remus were very close until they decided to work together to build a city.
Tim: Yeah? What happened?
Wilson: Well, Romulus was the boss and he wanted things done his way. And Remus disagreed with him and that angered Romulus. So instead of working things out, you know what he did?
Tim: I'd fire him!
Wilson: No, he killed him.
Tim: Oh, boy! Oh, boy. Well, I guess when you're raised by a wolf, you lack certain social skills.
Wilson: No, Tim. The point is if Romulus hadn't been so rash, and tried to meet his brother halfway, they might've been able to patch things up.
Tim: Oh, I see. I should try to meet Marty halfway.
Wilson: There you go.
Quote from Al
Tim: Welcome to the brand-new Tool Time set. We got a lot more tools.
Al: A lot more fire extinguishers.
Quote from Marty
Tim: Marty, you can't afford to quit.
Marty: Oh, don't tell me what I can afford. You're not the only brother I can turn to. If I have to, I'll borrow money from John.
Tim: He's in worse shape than you.
Marty: He'll get it from Jeff.
Tim: Where's he gonna get it?
Marty: He can get it from Rick.
Tim: And where's Rick gonna get the money?
Marty: From you.