Tim Quote #1872
Quote from Tim in 'Twas the Flight Before Christmas
Al: Well, Tim, where are you gonna get enough juice to run something like this?
Tim: Can you believe he asked "The Tool Man" that? Heidi, my generator, please.
Heidi: Here you go, Tim.
Tim: [grunts] You want to plug it in for me, Al?
Al: I don't think so, Tim.
Tim: OK, then I'll do it. All right. Heidi, hit the switch!
Al: All right, Tim. That's enough. Tim? Turn it off!
Tim: Oh, Heidi, get that switch.
Al: Turn it off, Tim! Turn it off!
Tim: [a reindeer figure] Oh! That was brighter than I thought it was gonna be, Al.
Al: [to a snowman] Yes, it was, Tim.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘'Twas the Flight Before Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Al: You know, Ilene, I resent your attitude towards my mother. She's a wonderful, giving woman who lights up all the lives she touches.
Ilene: Oh, please! I am so sick of you putting your mother up on a pedestal!
Jill: [quietly to Tim] You got to admire him for having the strength to hoist her up there. Oh, my God! I'm turning into you.
Tim: It's kind of fun, isn't it?
Quote from Tim
Tim: We really have to get there. Is there a car-rental counter here?
Clerk: Of course. [removes the "Ticket Counter" sign and puts up a "Pilgrim Car Rental" sign] Now, what kind of car would you like? We're running a special on convertibles.
Tim: It's four degrees outside.
Clerk: Then I'd advise you to leave the top up.
Al: Could you give us a map so we could find our way to Kinross?
Clerk: No problem. I don't think the map is going to do you much good.
Al: Why not?
Clerk: The roads are closed.
Tim: Well, why are we renting a car if we can't drive it anywhere?
Clerk: I was wondering the same thing myself.
Quote from Al
Tim: Well, it looks like we're going to make it home in time for Christmas, Al.
Al: The only problem is I still don't know what to do about Ilene and my mother. How can I choose between the woman who means more to me than anything, or my girlfriend?