Jill Quote #586
Quote from Jill in Wilson's Girlfriend
Jill: You are really gonna like her, Wilson.
Wilson: Her?
Jill: Yeah. She is incredible. She's funny, and smart, extremely attractive, and extremely available.
Wilson: Jill, this wouldn't by any chance be a setup, would it?
Jill: A setup? No. No, no, no. Definitely not a setup.
Wilson: Well, I guess it'd be OK, as long as there's no pressure.
Jill: Absolutely none.
Wilson: Good.
Jill: Although, you might wanna wear those gray slacks you have and that blue sweater that brings out the color blue in your eyes. And you should puff up your hair, 'cause you get that hat-head thing.
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‘Wilson's Girlfriend’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Judith: Jill has told me so much about you. It's all been great.
Wilson: Well, I am flattered.
Judith: The only thing she didn't tell me is your last name.
Wilson: It's Wilson.
Judith: Oh, I thought that was your first name.
Wilson: Wilson is my first name.
Tim: Well, it's not that unusual. I'm actually Tim Tim. This is Jill Jill. [Jill nudges Tim] Sorry sorry.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Judith says that Wilson has a problem with intimacy.
Tim: Oh! So he can't... Oh. Oh, God. Oh! Oh! Well... Oh, honey! I mean, I would have never known. He wouldn't talk about something like that. Oh, no wonder he's got all this... Probably an old war injury or something, huh?
Jill: Not that kind of intimacy! I'm talking about emotional intimacy.
Tim: Oh, thank God it's nothing important. Whoo!
Quote from Tim
Jill: He doesn't share his feelings. She's spent every day of the last two weeks with him and she feels she doesn't know who he is.
Tim: Well, tell her I've spent the last 15 years with him, and I don't know who he is. It doesn't hurt our relationship.
Jill: I think that she wants something more from the relationship. She wants to go to the next level.
Tim: What is it with women and the "next level"? What's wrong with the level we're on? Just take the elevator and leave us the heck alone. Hm?
Jill: Every time she asks him about himself, all he does is intellectualize or say something weird.
Tim: He always says something weird. That's what makes Wilson Wilson Wilson.