Wilson Quote #215
Quote from Wilson in Wilson's Girlfriend
Wilson: You know, Judith... I've never been open with a woman since my wife died. But I would really like to try with you.
Judith: I'd like that too.
Wilson: Well, maybe we can talk about it tomorrow at the Megalesia Festival. If you still want to go.
Judith: I wouldn't want to celebrate the end of the Punic War with anyone else. Even though I have absolutely no idea what the Punic War was.
Wilson: Well, actually, it's fascinating. It was when Rome saved itself by... Oh, who the hell cares? They'll have beer. You know, Judith, not to bore you with more facts... but primitive man believed that the air he breathed had magic powers.
Judith: I'm not bored.
Wilson: And when a man and a woman kissed, it was as if their souls were mingling.
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‘Wilson's Girlfriend’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Judith: Jill has told me so much about you. It's all been great.
Wilson: Well, I am flattered.
Judith: The only thing she didn't tell me is your last name.
Wilson: It's Wilson.
Judith: Oh, I thought that was your first name.
Wilson: Wilson is my first name.
Tim: Well, it's not that unusual. I'm actually Tim Tim. This is Jill Jill. [Jill nudges Tim] Sorry sorry.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Judith says that Wilson has a problem with intimacy.
Tim: Oh! So he can't... Oh. Oh, God. Oh! Oh! Well... Oh, honey! I mean, I would have never known. He wouldn't talk about something like that. Oh, no wonder he's got all this... Probably an old war injury or something, huh?
Jill: Not that kind of intimacy! I'm talking about emotional intimacy.
Tim: Oh, thank God it's nothing important. Whoo!
Quote from Tim
Jill: He doesn't share his feelings. She's spent every day of the last two weeks with him and she feels she doesn't know who he is.
Tim: Well, tell her I've spent the last 15 years with him, and I don't know who he is. It doesn't hurt our relationship.
Jill: I think that she wants something more from the relationship. She wants to go to the next level.
Tim: What is it with women and the "next level"? What's wrong with the level we're on? Just take the elevator and leave us the heck alone. Hm?
Jill: Every time she asks him about himself, all he does is intellectualize or say something weird.
Tim: He always says something weird. That's what makes Wilson Wilson Wilson.