Wilson Quote #176
Quote from Wilson in My Dinner with Wilson
Wilson: Well, hi-de-ho, Taylor lads.
Mark: I brought you this.
Wilson: Why, thank you, Mark. This'll make a wonderful addition to our table. Welcome to my humble haven.
Tim: Hey, speaking of a humble haven - what's a haven like this go for? [Jill elbows Tim]
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‘My Dinner with Wilson’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: You know, I've got some leftovers. You guys wanna come over tomorrow for lunch? I'll make you ELT sandwiches.
Jill: ELT?
Wilson: Eel, lettuce and tomato.
Jill: I'd love to, Wilson, but I've discovered that I'm allergic to eel.
Wilson: I think Kathryn was too. Either that or she didn't like it and she was just being polite.
Jill: I think I would have had a lot in common with Kathryn.
Wilson: I think you would have too. You know, I started going through some things after I talked to Tim. Would you like to see a wedding photograph?
Jill: I'd love to.
[Wilson shows Jill a picture of him and a woman with the lower half of their faces obscured by the wedding cake]
Quote from Tim
Tim: I just don't wanna lose my best friend. Who am I gonna talk to when things are bothering me?
Jill: Oh, gee, let me think. Hm? Who could you talk to?
Tim: I can't talk to you about things that are bothering me.
Jill: Why not?
Tim: 'Cause most of the time it's about you.
Quote from Wilson
Brad: Hey, Wilson. Do you think maybe I could check out the waterfall?
Wilson: No, that's out of order. But if you boys want, you can play with my Orient Express train set.
Randy: Hey, cool. Where is it?
Wilson: Third door on the left, past the Tibetan meditation room, right before the can.