Tim Quote #1408

Quote from Tim in My Dinner with Wilson

Wilson: You know, Tim, it's a funny thing how we let things go when we're living in a place, then we decide to move and we fix it up for somebody else.
Tim: Somebody else. Boy, it's gonna be hard living next-door to somebody else.
Wilson: Tim, would you mind listening while I ruminate?
Tim: No. Go ahead. Use the bush over by the gazebo.
Wilson: No, I mean can I use you as a sounding board?
Tim: [grunts] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sound away.

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 ‘My Dinner with Wilson’ Quotes

Quote from Wilson

Wilson: It's just it's long been a dream of mine to settle in the Mindo-Nambillo forest of western Ecuador.
Tim: Western Ecuador? We all have that dream. But nobody runs off and does it.
Jill: What are you gonna do in Mindo-Nambillo?
Wilson: Well, I'm gonna live in an enchanted forest, I'm gonna renew my spirit, fill my soul, and discover my true place in the universe.
Tim: Can't you just go for the weekend?

Quote from Wilson

Brad: Hey, Wilson. Do you think maybe I could check out the waterfall?
Wilson: No, that's out of order. But if you boys want, you can play with my Orient Express train set.
Randy: Hey, cool. Where is it?
Wilson: Third door on the left, past the Tibetan meditation room, right before the can.

 Tim Taylor Quotes

Quote from At Sea

Tim: I wanna talk about you and Angela.
Brad: Dad, there's nothing to talk about.
Tim: I want to talk about sex for a minute.
Brad: Dad, I don't want...
Tim: I want you to listen to me, please. Listen up. Sex is, um... It's like a car. The best idea is to keep the car in the garage for a long, long, long time. And then, somewhere in the future, the distant future, when that garage door opens... you gotta think, "car cover".

Quote from Her Cheatin' Mind

Chris: So the only character you liked was the handyman?
Tim: No. I think the hero of this fine novel would have to be the husband. [all laugh]
Chris: He was the quintessential dullard.
Tim: Well, dullard or mallard, I don't care. She was married and only her husband should be allowed near Madame's ovaries.