Tim Quote #139
Quote from Tim in Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble
Tim: Thought you and the boys were staying at that motel.
Jill: I was, but every time I went into the bathroom there and looked into the sink and didn't see your shaving stubble, I got depressed. I really missed you. I decided that I'd rather have you and no water than water and no you.
Tim: Now you have us both. The water's on, and here I am.
Jill: I'm sorry I got mad and left.
Tim: That's OK.
Jill: You know, it wasn't you that I was mad at, it was just the remodel.
Tim: No, no. I can't give birth. It's a problem in my gut with a visceral thing. It's really, really hard to explain.
Jill: Don't try.
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Quote from Al
Jill: Al, maybe you can help me.
Tim: Oh, like he's gonna know anything.
Jill: Come here. Come here, come here. Which one of these colors do you like?
Al: I like the loquat or the kumquat.
Tim: Oh, come off of it, Al. Like you can tell the difference with these colors.
Al: Well, yes, I can, Tim. The loquat is sunnier, yet understated in a nonthreatening way.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Will Al be here?
Tim: I don't see what that has to do with anything.
Jill: Will Al be here?
Tim: I want you to listen to me. Al is my assistant. He assists me.
Jill: Yeah, I know. Will he be here?
Tim: Yes.
Jill: And I can have anything I want?
Tim: Anything you want.
Jill: What if I decide that I just want you right now?
Tim: Well, it would be difficult without Al here to assist me.