Tim Quote #128
Quote from Tim in Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble
Jill: Which one of these colors do you like?
Tim: Oh, jeez. [sighs] These are different colors?
Jill: Apricot, peach, cantaloupe, loquat and kumquat.
Tim: Well, put them all together, we'll have a fruit salad in the bathroom.
Jill: No, Tim! We gotta live with these colors for the rest of our lives.
Tim: How long could that be?
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Quote from Al
Jill: Al, maybe you can help me.
Tim: Oh, like he's gonna know anything.
Jill: Come here. Come here, come here. Which one of these colors do you like?
Al: I like the loquat or the kumquat.
Tim: Oh, come off of it, Al. Like you can tell the difference with these colors.
Al: Well, yes, I can, Tim. The loquat is sunnier, yet understated in a nonthreatening way.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Will Al be here?
Tim: I don't see what that has to do with anything.
Jill: Will Al be here?
Tim: I want you to listen to me. Al is my assistant. He assists me.
Jill: Yeah, I know. Will he be here?
Tim: Yes.
Jill: And I can have anything I want?
Tim: Anything you want.
Jill: What if I decide that I just want you right now?
Tim: Well, it would be difficult without Al here to assist me.