Tim Quote #124
Quote from Tim in Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble
Randy: Why does Mom have all this stuff?
Brad: Yeah. She always looks the same.
Tim: All right, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Women, as we know them are born without a face.
Randy: Bull!
Tim: Listen to me. Women are like a Mr. Potato Head. Yes. You've heard your mom say every now and then, "Excuse me, fellas. I gotta go upstairs and put my face on." Huh? She scurries up here and draws one on with this stuff.
Randy: How does she do it?
Tim: Well, she outlines it like this... Perfect. Then she fills it in with this goop right here. Just like this.
Brad: Dad, you look like Nana.
Tim: No, if I were Nana. I'd have the lipstick all over my teeth.
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‘Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Jill: Will Al be here?
Tim: I don't see what that has to do with anything.
Jill: Will Al be here?
Tim: I want you to listen to me. Al is my assistant. He assists me.
Jill: Yeah, I know. Will he be here?
Tim: Yes.
Jill: And I can have anything I want?
Tim: Anything you want.
Jill: What if I decide that I just want you right now?
Tim: Well, it would be difficult without Al here to assist me.
Quote from Al
Jill: Al, maybe you can help me.
Tim: Oh, like he's gonna know anything.
Jill: Come here. Come here, come here. Which one of these colors do you like?
Al: I like the loquat or the kumquat.
Tim: Oh, come off of it, Al. Like you can tell the difference with these colors.
Al: Well, yes, I can, Tim. The loquat is sunnier, yet understated in a nonthreatening way.