Tim Quote #123
Quote from Tim in Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble
Mark: What does Mom do with all this junk?
Tim: Number one, it's not junk. It's women's stuff. It's what makes women different than us.
Brad: What's this one for?
Tim: I think she pinches something with that thing. Oh, this is for taking her eye out and cleaning behind it.
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‘Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Jill: Will Al be here?
Tim: I don't see what that has to do with anything.
Jill: Will Al be here?
Tim: I want you to listen to me. Al is my assistant. He assists me.
Jill: Yeah, I know. Will he be here?
Tim: Yes.
Jill: And I can have anything I want?
Tim: Anything you want.
Jill: What if I decide that I just want you right now?
Tim: Well, it would be difficult without Al here to assist me.
Quote from Al
Jill: Al, maybe you can help me.
Tim: Oh, like he's gonna know anything.
Jill: Come here. Come here, come here. Which one of these colors do you like?
Al: I like the loquat or the kumquat.
Tim: Oh, come off of it, Al. Like you can tell the difference with these colors.
Al: Well, yes, I can, Tim. The loquat is sunnier, yet understated in a nonthreatening way.