Tim Quote #3559
Quote from Tim in The Long and Winding Road (Part 1)
Jill: Save yourself the trouble. This is just stupid. I don't know what I was thinking. I'm not gonna drag you guys anywhere you don't want to go.
Brad: Actually, moving might not be that big of a deal. The way I figure, I'll probably be at UCLA most of the year.
Mark: Yeah. I'm changing schools anyway. Be a chance to meet all new girls.
Jill: What about you?
Tim: Oh, I already have a girl. And if she's gotta move to Indiana for a job, I'm willing to put on a muumuu and curlers for her.
Jill: So, does this mean you're willing to discuss it now?
Tim: Don't need to. We're going.
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‘The Long and Winding Road (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Well, change is often difficult for everybody, Tim. But on the other hand, if you are gonna leave Tool Time, this might be a good time for you to support Jill.
Tim: The truth is my family has always been based around me and my career. I never really thought about what would happen if... You know...
Wilson: You never thought you'd be making the same sacrifices for Jill as she did for you.
Tim: [grunts] Yeah... That's it. Yeah.
Wilson: You know, Tim, these are perfectly normal feelings you're having. Traditionally, the male is the leader of the family. It's very difficult for him to give up that position to the female.
Tim: Oh. There's a nasty thought. Me in hair curlers, little muumuu, walking around the house. You think we should make the move?
Wilson: I would never want to lose you as a neighbor. But you and Jill have to do what's best for you two.
Tim: Yeah, we do.
Wilson: You do. Well, I guess I better get back to hosing off my rocks.
Tim: Yeah. And I better get back inside and try to save mine.
Quote from Tim
Jill: He wants you to do another cheesy Tool Time and you don't want to do it, right?
Tim: No. He wants all Tool Times to be cheesy. That's why tomorrow is my last show, 'cause I quit.
Jill: You quit? You quit the show?
Tim: He pushed me too far. Today's show was one of those shock TV shows like Jerry Springer. Tomorrow he wants me to start an electrical fire. I intentionally start fires, I lose all credibility!
Quote from Al
Al: Uh, today's show is called "Home Repair Addicts." Men who can't keep their hands off their tools.