Tim Quote #3501
Quote from Tim in Loose Lips and Freudian Slips
Tim: Well, good news. Your dad, the pompous Dr. Hanover, loved your mom's thesis.
Mark: Really? Cool.
Gregory: Yeah, sure. It's cool for her. When's the last time I ever got a compliment? People mock me day in and day out. They call me a mama's boy. What kind of future do I have?
Tim: I don't know. How good do you look in flannel?
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Jill: How do you feel about some killer chili? You want to stay for dinner?
Gregory: Sorry. I can't masticate in front of strangers.
Tim: Who can?
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Well, my drama department wanted me to rewrite my play. But I was very passionate about Walking Naked.
Jill: So, you refused to make any of the changes?
Wilson: No, no, no, no. Quite the opposite. I caved in, rewrote the whole play. It was a big success.
Jill: You must've been thrilled!
Wilson: Uh-uh. No, I felt terrible because I compromised the integrity of the play.
Jill: So, you think that I should just stick to what I wrote originally?
Wilson: You know, Jill, your name is gonna be on that thesis forever. Shouldn't it represent something that you truly believe in?
Jill: Yes, it should. You've given me a lot to think about. Thank you, Wilson. You're always so sensible.
Wilson: Well, my pleasure. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an old brown bat to seduce.
Quote from Mark
Mark: [on tape] And those are the Taylors. If they are the typical American family, this country's in trouble.