Jill Quote #1099
Quote from Jill in Loose Lips and Freudian Slips
Dr. Hanover: Just wait till you get out in private practice and you have to deal with what's inside people's heads.
Jill: If I can't deal with male pattern baldness, what am I gonna do when I get people who think they're Elvis?
Dr. Hanover: I always make them a fried peanut-butter-and-banana sandwich. Jill, you're gonna be a fine psychologist. And I'm sure, in time, you'll learn not to be thrown by the unexpected.
Jill: Thank you, Dr. Hanover. And when you've read my revisions, I'll be ready to defend them.
Dr. Hanover: Jill, before you go, can I get your professional opinion on something?
Jill: Oh, certainly. Yes.
Dr. Hanover: [puts on a grey wig] What do you think of this?
Jill: You can wear it, but can you defend it?
Dr. Hanover: Touché.
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