Tim Quote #3401
Quote from Tim in Young at Heart
Tim: Now, eventually, Brad and I are gonna do some performance modifications, but right now I've got some problems with the transmission.
Alex: Like what?
Tim: Well, there's this grinding noise coming out of it, and I thought it was the shift fork. Turns out that's not what it is.
Alex: Maybe it's the syncros.
Tim: Yeah. How do you know so much about cars?
Alex: You grow up with four brothers, you pick up all kinds of guy stuff.
Tim: Four brothers? I have four brothers.
Alex: No way!
Tim: Yeah!
Alex: Yeah, mine taught me how to burp the alphabet.
Tim: [grunts] Oh, a woman of letters! [grunts]
Alex: Yeah, they taught me all about cars and tools. It was great. One summer they even got me a job as an arc welder.
Tim: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! A woman arc welder? Don't toy with me.
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‘Young at Heart’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Tim: Welcome to our Tool Time salute...
Al: to the last manly sport. [cow moos]
Both: Rodeo.
Tim: I mean, what's more manly than eating your steak after you finish riding it?
Al: That's right. These cowboys are a dying breed. Rugged individuals who pay no mind to their overbearing mothers that won't let them live their own life. Maybe it's out on the range, maybe not, but let them live their own lives!
Tim: Al.
Al: Well, moseying right along...
Tim: "Moseying along"?
Quote from Jill
Jill: This new French restaurant opening up in Royal Oak. Maybe your father and I should go there for our anniversary.
Brad: How come you're not gonna go to your favorite place? The one where that waiter always insults him.
Jill: Brad, it's our anniversary. I'm getting a new waiter to insult your dad.
Mark: Never stop giving.
Jill: No. Plus, I hate that guy at Sorrentino's. Antonio. He's really rude. And he sounds like Dracula. "Good evening."
Quote from Brad
Brad: Check this out. I guess they got this new program where they put cameras at intersections and try to catch drivers who run red lights.
Mark: Whoa, cool angles! They can get the license plate from the back and the driver from the front.
Jill: Let me see that. Gosh! Nobody's gonna be able to pick their nose in the car anymore.
Brad: I think this is outrageous. I mean, it's a blatant invasion of privacy. It's another example of Big Brother taking control and infiltrating every aspect of our lives.
Jill: You just don't want to get a ticket.
Brad: Fricking right!