Marty Quote #60
Quote from Marty in Ploys for Tots
Marty: Oh, no. Look, I don't have time to talk, okay? I'm way behind in my work.
Tim: Do you have time to talk if I give you a hand?
Marty: Like you can learn this job in one day. Squeeze the toy, see if it works.
Tim: Look, I know your kids are having a tough time with the separation, but you're letting them get away with murder, Marty.
Marty: Hey, you're the one that told them they could ride their bikes around the house!
Tim: That's because Claire pouted. I gave in. But you give in every time she snaps her fingers.
Marty: Oh, give me a break. The separation's really hard on them.
Tim: I know. I know. I know.
Marty: And I happen to want my kids to like me.
Tim: You're their father, not their friend. You can't let them manipulate you like this. [toy squeaks]
Marty: Well, excuse me, but I happen to think that you're the one who's being manipulated. [toys squeak]
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Ploys for Tots’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: I can't even imagine what he's going through, doing all this parenting alone. I mean, without Jill, I couldn't have had the kids.
Quote from Al
Heidi: Welcome to Remodeling Week here on Tool Time. Now, here's the star of the show, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor!
Tim: Thank you, Heidi. Thank you, everybody. Welcome to Tool Time. I am Tim "The Grateful Tool Man" Taylor, and, of course, you all know my assistant.
[Jazzy music plays as Al walks towards the audience, who are applauding him, and salutes them]
Al: Okay, I'm a perch, I'll bite.
Tim: Well, Tim, it's Remodeling Week.
Al: I know that. Well, I've worn this shirt before, so now I'm re-modeling it. [laughs]
Quote from Tim
Al: Uh, all right. Well, over the years, we've shown you a lot of different ways to upgrade your home.
Tim: But when the job is big enough, it's time to ask for the expertise of a licensed, bonded, professional contractor.
Al: But finding a good contractor can be, well, as difficult as finding a date to the prom.
Tim: Yes, it can, Al. But this time, your mom won't bail you out. "Al, I can't fit in a limousine. Better use a backhoe."