Marty Quote #59
Quote from Marty in Ploys for Tots
Jill: Marty, you're setting up a behavioral pattern where you give in to her every time she acts out.
Marty: Oh, spare me the psychobabble. I know how to handle my kids.
Jill: If you knew how to handle your kids, they'd know how to behave in our home.
Tim: You know, ice cream is starting to sound real good right now.
Jill: Look, Claire and Gracie need the security of knowing that there is a grownup in control.
Marty: That's okay. Just don't tell me how to raise my kids.
Tim: How about rocky road?
Marty: Or maybe we just shouldn't stay here. Is that what you're saying?
Jill: Oh, that would be great, Marty. Take the easy way out. Run away again.
Marty: Well, it's pretty obvious that you don't want us living here.
Jill: Oh, no, no. You're not gonna pull that on me! I love having you guys here!
Marty: And we love being here!
Tim: And I can feel the love.
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‘Ploys for Tots’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: I can't even imagine what he's going through, doing all this parenting alone. I mean, without Jill, I couldn't have had the kids.
Quote from Al
Heidi: Welcome to Remodeling Week here on Tool Time. Now, here's the star of the show, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor!
Tim: Thank you, Heidi. Thank you, everybody. Welcome to Tool Time. I am Tim "The Grateful Tool Man" Taylor, and, of course, you all know my assistant.
[Jazzy music plays as Al walks towards the audience, who are applauding him, and salutes them]
Al: Okay, I'm a perch, I'll bite.
Tim: Well, Tim, it's Remodeling Week.
Al: I know that. Well, I've worn this shirt before, so now I'm re-modeling it. [laughs]
Quote from Tim
Al: Uh, all right. Well, over the years, we've shown you a lot of different ways to upgrade your home.
Tim: But when the job is big enough, it's time to ask for the expertise of a licensed, bonded, professional contractor.
Al: But finding a good contractor can be, well, as difficult as finding a date to the prom.
Tim: Yes, it can, Al. But this time, your mom won't bail you out. "Al, I can't fit in a limousine. Better use a backhoe."