Brad Quote #239
Quote from Brad in Tim's First Car
Brad: You know, a lot of guys on the team are sending in video resumes along with their applications.
Jill: You mean like soccer highlights?
Brad: Yeah. And talking about themselves. If I did one, it would be a chance to show those colleges "Brad, the guy."
Mark: I'm sure they're waiting by their mailboxes.
Brad: [forced chuckle] Anyways, I'd love to do a video but I heard these guys charge, like, a thousand bucks.
Jill: Well, you know, I know somebody that's really talented who could do it for considerably less.
Brad: You've gotta be kidding! Mark?
Jill: You already got the camera. You could do the editing at school. We'll pay for the tape.
Mark: Well, doing an interesting video about Brad would be a real tough challenge.
Brad: Yeah and me getting through without killing you would be an even tougher challenge, wouldn't it?
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Tim's First Car’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Tim: Here at Binford, we're not just tool people. Darn it, we're educators!
Al: That's right. Each week Tim teaches you what not to do. [Al & Heidi laugh]
Quote from Wilson
Jill: What is the deal with men and their first cars?
Wilson: Well, Jill, sometimes in our society, a young man's self-image is defined by his first automobile.
Jill: No. You're saying that men define who they are as human beings by four wheels and an engine? Don't you think that's kind of shallow?
Wilson: No, I don't think so.
Jill: No, of course, you don't. You're one of them.
Wilson: [chuckles] No. The first car represents freedom and independence. I tell you, there's nothing more exhilarating for a young man than getting behind the wheel of the car, revving up that engine, racing off to his first Mozart festival. Well, maybe that's just me.
Quote from Tim
Tim: All the way home in the car, I was trying to figure out a way to blame you. Truth is, it's my fault. I should never have sold that Corvair in the first place.
Jill: You can't blame yourself for selling a car 25 years ago.
Tim: Oh, watch me. So what if it had 130,000 well-earned miles on it? So what if the defroster never worked in the wintertime? So what if the muffler sounded like Al's mom after a whole day of Beano? Huh?
Jill: Honey, you want a nice cup of tea?
Tim: A cup of tea's not gonna cut it!
Jill: Bratwurst?
Tim: You know the sad irony, the cruel irony here? The car crusher? It was a Binford.