Tim Quote #3151
Quote from Tim in Al's Fair Lady
Al: There you go, Smitty. Brand-new peephole.
Tim: That should cut down on those unexpected visits from your ex-wife, huh?
Smitty: God bless you, Tool Man. You have given me hope.
Tim: Okay, Larry. I finished working on your weed hacker. Did the work myself, so I gave you a little bit more power. Gratis, man. Added a little bit of weight, so the balance is a little different. So let me show you about handling this bad boy. Al, help me out. Hold it.All right, safety first, folks. Always use your goggles. But now the motor's a little heavier now. Starting is the same. All right. Hold on to here. Gotta give it a crank, there. Oh, yeah. Little weed here. Little weed there. Just like butter! [inaudible] There you go, Larry. Start some hacking, buddy.
Al: Nicely done, Tim.
Tim: Thank you, Al.
Al: Okay, well, that's it for Tool Time.
[The tree where Tim was weed-whacking falls back and crushes a shed]
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Al's Fair Lady’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: Have you talked to Trudy about this?
Al: Oh, I can't. I don't want to hurt her feelings.
Wilson: Well, what about you? You know, the patriot Thomas Paine said, "It is necessary to the happiness of a man that he be faithful to himself."
Al: I suppose you're right.
Quote from Al
Tim: Let's take a look at this van, shall we? It's a custom-made Chevy half-ton. Custom-made flares. It's got a duel rear axle, aluminum wheels, 440 horse 350, but inside is the real story. This thing is equipped to fix anything from a Hoover vacuum to the Hoover Dam. Complete set of Allen wrenches, circular saw, cordless drill, table vise. [holds up a bag of Cheetos] Even one of Al's vices.
Al: And here we have a laptop computer with a complete set of home repair manuals on CD-ROM.
Tim: We call it the brains of the operation.
Al: Something we've never called Tim.
Quote from Al
Al: Oh, no. Trudy, I really like you.
Trudy: You do?
Al: Oh, yeah. I remember the first time I saw you, you had that wire in one hand, and the rat in the other hand, and I said to myself, "Oh, boy, Al! Don't let this one get away!"