Tim Quote #3034
Quote from Tim in Tool-Thousand-One: A Space Odyssey
Tim: You know, and there's other reasons why this is a great decision. I can now finish the hot rod with Brad like I promised him I'd do. And maybe this summer I can take Randy fly-fishing. We've always wanted to do that.
Jill: And we'll get to have a whole year together before Brad goes away to college.
Tim: Yeah.
Jill: Unless, of course, they'd let me go up in the shuttle.
Tim: You're not a Binford employee.
Jill: Hm.
Tim: Besides, I checked out the facilities on the space shuttle. I don't think you'd be too comfortable pooping in a pouch.
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‘Tool-Thousand-One: A Space Odyssey’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: So you're torn between embarking on the most exciting voyage of your life or staying home and taking care of someone you love.
Tim: That's the question.
Wilson: Well, you might heed the words of Thornton Wilder.
Tim: What did he say?
Wilson: Thornton Wilder said, "When one is at home, he dreams of adventure. And when one is on an adventure, he dreams of home."
Tim: That doesn't answer any questions.
Wilson: No, but it does restate it in a very interesting way. I'm sorry, Tim.
Quote from Tim
Jill: I can't believe it. It's so amazing. You are gonna be an astronaut.
Brad: Yeah, it's gonna be great, blasting off into space.
Randy: Cruising at 17,000 miles an hour.
Tim: All the while fighting the gravitational pull of Al's mom.
Quote from Al
Al: [viewing Rorschach tests] Well, that reminds me of Mother. Mother. Mother. A beautiful summer's day ruined by Mother.