Tim Quote #3033
Quote from Tim in Tool-Thousand-One: A Space Odyssey
Mark: Bye. I'm going to the mall. [exits]
Jill: What is that?
Tim: That's one of the reasons I wanna stay home. His new girlfriend broke up with him, so he shaves his head.
Jill: He's back in black.
Tim: I think that kid's problems are deeper than a bad haircut. I am really worried about him.
Jill: Well, you must be if you're gonna pass up an opportunity to go on the shuttle.
Tim: This is a very crucial time in that boy's life. When I was his age, my father had already died, and, boy, there were a lot of times I wished he'd been around.
Jill: Well, I know that was tough for you.
Tim: But it's not just that. It's the other boys, too. What if Brad starts smoking pot again? What if Randy started doing that? This is not a good time for me to leave the planet.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Tool-Thousand-One: A Space Odyssey’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: So you're torn between embarking on the most exciting voyage of your life or staying home and taking care of someone you love.
Tim: That's the question.
Wilson: Well, you might heed the words of Thornton Wilder.
Tim: What did he say?
Wilson: Thornton Wilder said, "When one is at home, he dreams of adventure. And when one is on an adventure, he dreams of home."
Tim: That doesn't answer any questions.
Wilson: No, but it does restate it in a very interesting way. I'm sorry, Tim.
Quote from Tim
Jill: I can't believe it. It's so amazing. You are gonna be an astronaut.
Brad: Yeah, it's gonna be great, blasting off into space.
Randy: Cruising at 17,000 miles an hour.
Tim: All the while fighting the gravitational pull of Al's mom.
Quote from Al
Al: [viewing Rorschach tests] Well, that reminds me of Mother. Mother. Mother. A beautiful summer's day ruined by Mother.