Tim Quote #3018
Quote from Tim in Tool-Thousand-One: A Space Odyssey
Tim: Welcome to Tool Time. I am, and shall always be, Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. And you all know the other guy.
Al: Thank you. Well, all week long we have been showing you prototypes of new and exciting tools.
Tim: Now, it's big news time. Heidi, our big news desk, please.
Heidi: You got it.
Tim: We're gonna start talking about a Binford tool that's out of this world. And to help us out with that, our two next guests have actually been out of this world. Let's welcome NASA astronauts Ken Bowersox and Steve Hawley. Welcome to the show, guys.
Al: Actually, we are welcoming back Commander Bowersox. This is Ken's third appearance.
Tim: Third appearance on a low-rated cable show. You astronauts must have a lot of free time, Ken, huh?
Ken Bowersox: No, actually we don't, but the folks at NASA send us here 'cause they love watching me make fun of you. [Al snorts]
Tim: Well, you know, they don't have much to do except organize their pocket protectors and swill Tang.
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‘Tool-Thousand-One: A Space Odyssey’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: So you're torn between embarking on the most exciting voyage of your life or staying home and taking care of someone you love.
Tim: That's the question.
Wilson: Well, you might heed the words of Thornton Wilder.
Tim: What did he say?
Wilson: Thornton Wilder said, "When one is at home, he dreams of adventure. And when one is on an adventure, he dreams of home."
Tim: That doesn't answer any questions.
Wilson: No, but it does restate it in a very interesting way. I'm sorry, Tim.
Quote from Tim
Jill: I can't believe it. It's so amazing. You are gonna be an astronaut.
Brad: Yeah, it's gonna be great, blasting off into space.
Randy: Cruising at 17,000 miles an hour.
Tim: All the while fighting the gravitational pull of Al's mom.
Quote from Al
Al: [viewing Rorschach tests] Well, that reminds me of Mother. Mother. Mother. A beautiful summer's day ruined by Mother.