Tim Quote #2833
Quote from Tim in Tim 'The Landlord' Taylor
Tim: Uh, the truth is, Al, you know me. When I start something new, I tend to go a little crazy. It always affects the people closest to me first. And the truth is you're a responsible guy. And you can you can live here without the lease. [rips up document]
Al: Uh...
Tim: Al, don't say another word. Please, Al. Without the lease. Forget about it. The lease is gone. Bye-bye. See you later.
Al: Well, thank you, Tim. That was actually my life insurance policy.
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‘Tim 'The Landlord' Taylor’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: You know, I've done similar things to him for different reasons.
Al: You have?
Jill: There was this one time, I was really overwhelmed with schoolwork. And he kept pestering me about remodeling a bathroom or something. So, I snuck out to the garage and I... I squirted some motor oil under the engine of his Mustang. It kept him out of my hair for days.
Al: That's brilliant!
Jill: This other time, I painted chicken pox on Mark's face so I wouldn't have to go to a tractor pull.
Al: Oh, this is a side of you I never knew existed!
Jill: Yeah. I'm devious.
Quote from Al
Al: Now... you fix my house.
Tim: Come on, Al. Now, you telling me you wouldn't be ashamed to have someone else repair stuff you could do?
Al: Not in the least.
Tim: You really want me fixing this stuff?
Al: Well, you wouldn't be my first choice. But I'll be right here behind you watching every move you make, "buddy!"
Quote from Al
Jill: Al, this doesn't have to end up in the courts. I mean, you and Tim just have to come to your senses.
Al: Tim? The man who has federal marshals hounding me about some mail fraud rap?
Jill: Well, we all know that Tim has a tendency to go overboard.
Al: Yeah. Well, when he goes overboard with me he turns the whole ship upside-down. And I'm left holding onto my dinghy.