Tim Quote #2825
Quote from Tim in Tim 'The Landlord' Taylor
Al: Ah, here it is! Captain Jerky's Meat-Curing Kit. Hey, Tim. It's open.
Tim: Hey, Al. The place looks great. I brought over your signed copy of the lease.
Al: Without a forklift? I can't believe you had me sign an 18-page lease. You know, my last lease was two pages. Don't you trust me?
Tim: Al, of course I trust you. I got one little addendum I want you to sign, though, right here. There you go.
Al: A "no gravy in the bedroom" clause?
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‘Tim 'The Landlord' Taylor’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: You know, I've done similar things to him for different reasons.
Al: You have?
Jill: There was this one time, I was really overwhelmed with schoolwork. And he kept pestering me about remodeling a bathroom or something. So, I snuck out to the garage and I... I squirted some motor oil under the engine of his Mustang. It kept him out of my hair for days.
Al: That's brilliant!
Jill: This other time, I painted chicken pox on Mark's face so I wouldn't have to go to a tractor pull.
Al: Oh, this is a side of you I never knew existed!
Jill: Yeah. I'm devious.
Quote from Al
Al: Now... you fix my house.
Tim: Come on, Al. Now, you telling me you wouldn't be ashamed to have someone else repair stuff you could do?
Al: Not in the least.
Tim: You really want me fixing this stuff?
Al: Well, you wouldn't be my first choice. But I'll be right here behind you watching every move you make, "buddy!"
Quote from Al
Jill: Al, this doesn't have to end up in the courts. I mean, you and Tim just have to come to your senses.
Al: Tim? The man who has federal marshals hounding me about some mail fraud rap?
Jill: Well, we all know that Tim has a tendency to go overboard.
Al: Yeah. Well, when he goes overboard with me he turns the whole ship upside-down. And I'm left holding onto my dinghy.