Tim Quote #2800
Quote from Tim in An Older Woman
Tim: Welcome back to Tool Time's salute to... [shaver whirrs]
Both: shaving.
Tim: It's been grooming week all this week on Tool Time. We've been cutting, clipping, moussing and foaming. Now we tackle the mother of all grooming problems, removal of unwanted facial hair.
Al: That's right. Every little boy remembers peering over the sink watching his father shaving.
Tim: In your case it was your mom, wasn't it? "Al, stop staring at me! Get me another beer, will ya?!"
Al: Tim?
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‘An Older Woman’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: The 19th century English novelist Elizabeth Gaskell said, "The wise parent nurtures the desire for independence in order to become a friend and advisor when his absolute power ceases."
Tim: If an English novelist said that, how come it's not in English?
Jill: What he means is if we expect Brad to listen to us we've got to be on his side.
Tim: But we're not on his side, honey.
Jill: Yeah, but it's reverse psychology. We have to pretend we are.
Wilson: Well, that isn't the most honest interpretation of Miss Gaskell's words.
Jill: I don't think she'll complain. She's been dead 100 years.
Tim: Show a little respect. That's Eddie Haskell's mom, right?
Quote from Tim
Jill: Brad?
Brad: Listen, before you guys say anything, there's something I want to tell you.
Tim: You want to register at Toys 'R' Us?
Quote from Tim
Jill: Brad, do you think maybe you're moving a little fast in this relationship?
Brad: We're moving fast because we really like each other.
Tim: Brad, I think the point is she is three years older than you. And, um, we're just worried that maybe you're getting in too deep.
Brad: You're three years older than Mom.
Tim: Look how deep I'm in.