Tim Quote #2688
Wilson: Hidy, hither and yon, good neighbors. How fare ye this glorious eve?
Jill: How fare we? We fare fine. How fare ye?
Wilson: Well, Tim, I've got an hour before the Renaissance Faire. How would you like to go ahead and show me the finer points of the Studebaker?
Jill: Oh, great idea! I've always said that there's nothing better for companionship than a car.
Tim: When have you ever said that?
Jill: Tim, why don't you take Wilson in the garage and show him how fulfilling his life will be now that he's sharing it with an automobile?
Tim: Ah, got ya. Yeah. Come hither. We will repair to my repair shop.
Wilson: Verily, sire. Lead on, MacTim.
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Tim: Willow, it's, uh It's for you.
Willow: Oh, yeah. I gave your number to a few people. Is it David, Felipe or Cameron?
Tim: [on the phone] Is it David, Felipe or Cameron? OK, OK. Settle down. Sergei.
Willow: Ugh! I don't want to talk to him. He's an insensitive egomaniac who refuses to share his feelings.
Tim: [on the phone] She won't talk to you because you're a guy.
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Willow: Do you understand what I'm saying?
Wilson: Yes, I do. And, Willow, even though I want you to live your own life, there's something that I have to say.
Willow: What's that?
Wilson: I really want you to consider the words of the Bible: "He who is alone and falleth..."
Willow: "...hath not another to help him up." Ecclesiastes.
Tim: "Everybody loves somebody sometime." Martin-comma-Dean.
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Jill: Hey, Wilson. Hey, you gotta watch your step because we've had an electrical problem.
Wilson: How badly was Tim hurt?