Tim Quote #2685
Tim: Hey, Wilson.
Willow: He's getting his costume for the Renaissance Faire we're going to tonight.
Tim: Hi, Willow. That sounds like fun.
Willow: Yeah. So did the Ethiopian puppet show and karaoke night at the VFW.
Tim: I've been to the VFW thing with him. Yeah. Nothing quite like two retired admirals singing Muskrat Love.
Willow: Well, maybe next time, you can go in my place. I'm, um, going back to Chicago tomorrow.
Tim: Oh. What's Wilson think about that?
Willow: He doesn't know yet. I figured I'd wait till after the Renaissance Faire to tell him. I'm afraid bad news might affect his jousting.
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