Tim Quote #2678
Tim: What? Willow's moving in? It took a lot of work to get the Studebaker here. Now he wants to spend time with his niece?
Jill: Tim, I know it sounds ridiculous, but to some people, family is more important than cars.
Tim: Well, immediate family, sure. But Willow is just his brother's daughter. The Studebaker is his father's car.
Wilson: You should be happy for Wilson. He's finally got some family in his life.
Tim: Oh, finally? What am I, smoked chub? Where did he get the idea he needed family anyway? [inhales from balloon]
Willow: [enters] Jill, Uncle Wilson said it was you who suggested that I stay with him. I just wanted to thank you. [exits]
Tim: [high-pitched] So it was you all along. That's really hitting me below the belt, I'll tell you that right now.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘The Niece’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: Willow, it's, uh It's for you.
Willow: Oh, yeah. I gave your number to a few people. Is it David, Felipe or Cameron?
Tim: [on the phone] Is it David, Felipe or Cameron? OK, OK. Settle down. Sergei.
Willow: Ugh! I don't want to talk to him. He's an insensitive egomaniac who refuses to share his feelings.
Tim: [on the phone] She won't talk to you because you're a guy.
Quote from Tim
Willow: Do you understand what I'm saying?
Wilson: Yes, I do. And, Willow, even though I want you to live your own life, there's something that I have to say.
Willow: What's that?
Wilson: I really want you to consider the words of the Bible: "He who is alone and falleth..."
Willow: "...hath not another to help him up." Ecclesiastes.
Tim: "Everybody loves somebody sometime." Martin-comma-Dean.
Quote from Wilson
Jill: Hey, Wilson. Hey, you gotta watch your step because we've had an electrical problem.
Wilson: How badly was Tim hurt?