Tim Quote #2546
Quote from Tim in The Feminine Mistake
Mark: Dad, do you really think Angela doing Brad's laundry is such a terrible thing? [Jill walks out into the garden] I mean, if a girl wanted to do my laundry, I wouldn't mind.
Tim: You should mind!
Mark: Why?
Tim: I don't know. It seems to me you got plenty of time to get beaten down.
Mark: What do you mean?
Tim: Well, eventually, it happens to all of us. You meet that special someone who forces you into an equal relationship.
Jill: Excuse me?
Tim: And there's that special someone now.
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‘The Feminine Mistake’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Jill: Wow, Angela does good work!
Brad: Yeah. She does, doesn't she?
Jill: I want to talk about you two.
Brad: Mom, we've already had the sex talk.
Jill: This isn't the sex talk. This is the socks talk.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Thanks to your honesty, we've now not only lost Brad, we might as well write off Mark and Randy as well.
Tim: We haven't lost anybody. Let me ask you a question. Bottom line, what do you think would happen if the boys turned out just like me?
Jill: It would be the strongest argument yet against cloning.
Tim: Hey, don't bring sheep into this.
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: So how does your garden grow?
Jill: Oh, it's a little heavy on the manure lately. Brad thinks it's OK to have Angela do his chores for him. Tim doesn't see anything wrong with that.
Wilson: Oh, men! No matter how much ground we feminists have gained, there is still so much work left to be done.
Jill: "We" feminists?
Wilson: Jill, I've always been a big proponent of the women's movement. You know, I spent most of the sixties with my face behind a protest sign.