Jill Quote #670
Quote from Jill in Eye on Tim
Tim: Well, we finished taping the Big Mike's part.
Jill: Um..
Tim: You remember that line you told me I might be crossing?
Jill: Line? You mean Chorus Line [sings] One...
Tim: Honey, honey, honey, no.
Jill: If that revival ever comes to town, we have got to see it. I love that show.
Tim: Yeah, sit back. No, no, no. Come on.
Jill: It's so good.
Tim: No. I'm talking about the line people might cross if they go past flirting into licking toes dipped in champagne.
Jill: You brought me champagne! [falls off the couch]
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Jill: Oh, hi, Al.
Al: Hi. Tim told me you were sick, so I brought you over my very special vaporizer. I've used this ever since I was a little boy to nurse myself back to health.
Jill: That is so sweet.
Al: There you go. Now, the cowboy's arm is the on/off switch. And the steam comes out the horse's mouth.
Jill: Gosh. I don't know whether to say "thank you" or "yippee-ti-yi-yo."
Al: Well, use it every night and you'll be back in the saddle before you know it.
Jill: Thanks, partner.
Quote from Al
Kelly: Tim, fabulous show!
Tim: Thanks. Did you like that metaphor about the current within the man?
Kelly: Oh...
Al: Usually around here the current runs through the man.
Quote from Tim
Al: Tim! Tim, guess who's in the building.
Tim: Well, it's not shaking, so it can't be your mom.