Tim Quote #2005
Quote from Tim in Eye on Tim
Kelly: Hi, Al. Nice to see you. I didn't know you and Tim were friends outside of the show.
Al: Yes, we are. I'm also extremely fond of Tim's beloved wife Jill. I just stopped by to lend her my cowboy vaporizer.
Tim: It's a great companion piece to his Howdy Doody heating pad.
Kelly: [laughs] Oh, I love men who are funny.
Tim: I love being funny.
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Jill: Oh, hi, Al.
Al: Hi. Tim told me you were sick, so I brought you over my very special vaporizer. I've used this ever since I was a little boy to nurse myself back to health.
Jill: That is so sweet.
Al: There you go. Now, the cowboy's arm is the on/off switch. And the steam comes out the horse's mouth.
Jill: Gosh. I don't know whether to say "thank you" or "yippee-ti-yi-yo."
Al: Well, use it every night and you'll be back in the saddle before you know it.
Jill: Thanks, partner.
Quote from Al
Kelly: Tim, fabulous show!
Tim: Thanks. Did you like that metaphor about the current within the man?
Kelly: Oh...
Al: Usually around here the current runs through the man.
Quote from Tim
Al: Tim! Tim, guess who's in the building.
Tim: Well, it's not shaking, so it can't be your mom.