Al Quote #271
Quote from Al in Eye on Tim
Al: Did you see the way they were flirting?
Heidi: Al, they're just being friendly.
Al: Friendly? She was coming on to him. And he was coming unglued faster than... than the last thing he glued.
Heidi: She's not coming on to him.
Al: Oh, you just wouldn't understand. You're not a sexual creature like me.
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Jill: Oh, hi, Al.
Al: Hi. Tim told me you were sick, so I brought you over my very special vaporizer. I've used this ever since I was a little boy to nurse myself back to health.
Jill: That is so sweet.
Al: There you go. Now, the cowboy's arm is the on/off switch. And the steam comes out the horse's mouth.
Jill: Gosh. I don't know whether to say "thank you" or "yippee-ti-yi-yo."
Al: Well, use it every night and you'll be back in the saddle before you know it.
Jill: Thanks, partner.
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Kelly: Tim, fabulous show!
Tim: Thanks. Did you like that metaphor about the current within the man?
Kelly: Oh...
Al: Usually around here the current runs through the man.
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Al: Tim! Tim, guess who's in the building.
Tim: Well, it's not shaking, so it can't be your mom.