Tim Quote #1906
Quote from Tim in Oh, Brother
Al: And here's the most exciting part of our new set. Our brand-new interview area.
Tim: Heidi! Now, we can interview guests in style. Al, why don't you be my first guest.
Al: All right. Thank you, Tim.
Tim: Well, Mr. Borland, I'm sure it was tough getting you on the show due to your hectic work schedule.
Al: [laughs] Good one, Tim!
Tim: We're going to show a clip of Al's new movie. Now, what was it like making love with Flipper? That was a great idea, huh? Let's show that clip right now.
[After Tim presses a button, the modular interview center starts to recede into the wall. Tim manages to walk out of his segment, while Al's section closes in on him. He ducks and disappears under the wall]
Tim: Al! Al! Wait a minute! Get out! Get out! Al, get out!
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Oh, Brother’ Quotes
Quote from Wilson
Wilson: See, Romulus and Remus were very close until they decided to work together to build a city.
Tim: Yeah? What happened?
Wilson: Well, Romulus was the boss and he wanted things done his way. And Remus disagreed with him and that angered Romulus. So instead of working things out, you know what he did?
Tim: I'd fire him!
Wilson: No, he killed him.
Tim: Oh, boy! Oh, boy. Well, I guess when you're raised by a wolf, you lack certain social skills.
Wilson: No, Tim. The point is if Romulus hadn't been so rash, and tried to meet his brother halfway, they might've been able to patch things up.
Tim: Oh, I see. I should try to meet Marty halfway.
Wilson: There you go.
Quote from Al
Tim: Welcome to the brand-new Tool Time set. We got a lot more tools.
Al: A lot more fire extinguishers.
Quote from Marty
Tim: Marty, you can't afford to quit.
Marty: Oh, don't tell me what I can afford. You're not the only brother I can turn to. If I have to, I'll borrow money from John.
Tim: He's in worse shape than you.
Marty: He'll get it from Jeff.
Tim: Where's he gonna get it?
Marty: He can get it from Rick.
Tim: And where's Rick gonna get the money?
Marty: From you.