Tim Quote #1903
Quote from Tim in Oh, Brother
Tim: If we gotta shop in the same store, we gotta mark our territories. My zones - automotive, plumbing, power tools and small nuts and bolts.
Marty: Hey, wait a minute. How come you get all the good stuff?
Tim: Because I got the tool show.
Marty: Oh, right. I forgot. Mr. "Tool Man." Ooh!
Tim: That's real funny, Marty.
Marty: What does that leave me with? Brooms.
Tim: Oh, and plungers, too, Martin.
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Quote from Wilson
Wilson: See, Romulus and Remus were very close until they decided to work together to build a city.
Tim: Yeah? What happened?
Wilson: Well, Romulus was the boss and he wanted things done his way. And Remus disagreed with him and that angered Romulus. So instead of working things out, you know what he did?
Tim: I'd fire him!
Wilson: No, he killed him.
Tim: Oh, boy! Oh, boy. Well, I guess when you're raised by a wolf, you lack certain social skills.
Wilson: No, Tim. The point is if Romulus hadn't been so rash, and tried to meet his brother halfway, they might've been able to patch things up.
Tim: Oh, I see. I should try to meet Marty halfway.
Wilson: There you go.
Quote from Al
Tim: Welcome to the brand-new Tool Time set. We got a lot more tools.
Al: A lot more fire extinguishers.
Quote from Marty
Tim: Marty, you can't afford to quit.
Marty: Oh, don't tell me what I can afford. You're not the only brother I can turn to. If I have to, I'll borrow money from John.
Tim: He's in worse shape than you.
Marty: He'll get it from Jeff.
Tim: Where's he gonna get it?
Marty: He can get it from Rick.
Tim: And where's Rick gonna get the money?
Marty: From you.