Tim Quote #1072
Al: Come on, Tim. We're here to fish.
Tim: Don't tell me. Tell the fish. We've been here four hours without a bite.
Al: You know, there's a lot more to fishing than just catching fish. It's about being out in the wilderness, getting away from our women and our job, just men spending time together.
Tim: Al, we spend all day together.
Al: Yeah, but we never get a chance to talk that often.
Tim: You wanna talk? Let's talk. I'll turn the sound down.
Al: You're not gonna turn it off?
Tim: No, I can watch this and listen to you. I do it with Jill all the time.
Al: Well, you know, there's... an awful lot going on in my life right now.
Tim: [distracted by the TV] What?
Al: Aw... Well, never mind. Let's just fish.
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Quote from Tim
Jill: What did he decide?
Tim: What did he decide? He, um... Uh... He figured that since it burned down, it wasn't a good time to buy it.
Jill: Did you burn down Marv's shanty?
Tim: What is it with you? I walk through the door, you immediately accuse me of burning it down. Why? Why? Why?
Jill: Tim...
Tim: Right to the ground. Right... Ashes.
Jill: Oh, no.
Tim: I'm sure he's got an insurance policy that covers a shanty clause in there.
Jill: Tim, there is no such thing as Shanty Clause.
Quote from Tim
Al: I can't believe you came up here without a change of clothes.
Tim: Well, I didn't intend on falling through the ice, Al.
Al: Everybody knows that when you come on a trip like this, you have to plan for every possible contingency. And with you, every contingency is possible.
Tim: Well, this contingency is your fault.
Al: Fine. Just lucky that I brought an extra set of clothes.
Tim: Oh, yeah. Real lucky. [takes the blanket off to reveal an over-sized flannel shirt and denim jeans] What is this? "One size fits Al"?
Quote from Jill
Jill: That was such a good movie. I'm rewinding.
Ilene: I love Gigi.
Marie: Why can't life be like that? You're always in France, you drink champagne and you sing.
Jill: My life is a lot like Gigi's. Except I live in Detroit, drink diet soda and my husband grunts.