Jill Quote #283
Quote from Jill in Birth of a Hot Rod
Tim: This would have been a real simple project, now you screwed up, it'll take me three times as long to do it.
Jill: Oh, cry me a river! If you'd fixed this in the first place, we wouldn't have this problem, would we?
Tim: So, it's my fault that you screwed it up?
Jill: Hey, this is no more screwed up than it was before you didn't fix it.
Tim: I really want to argue with that, but I have no idea what you just said to me.
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‘Birth of a Hot Rod’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Jill: I tell you what. I am going to fix the stove and I will fix the ice dispenser.
Tim: You are so cute.
Jill: What? You don't think I can do it?
Tim: No, I have a lot of faith. Lot of faith in a woman who uses tool terms like "whatchamacallit," "thingamajig" and my personal favorite, "doohickey."
Quote from Tim
Wilson: A wise man once said, "Every job has one thing in common. It has to be done and it has to be done well."
Jill: Well, that's kinda nice.
Tim: Who said that?
Wilson: You did.
Tim: [grunts] I used to be a pretty smart fella.
Quote from Wilson
Jill: What is it with men, Wilson? You know, they'll spend hours on an engine, putting up a satellite dish, but they won't take five minutes and fix a simple little doorknob.
Wilson: Well, Jill, I find your question astute and sagacious.
Tim: Give it to her, Wilson.
Jill: That's a compliment, Tim.
Wilson: See, Jill, historically, men have been drawn to the jobs that bring them attention and glory, like discovering new lands or winning wars. Women, however, have been expected to work quietly and steadily to maintain the home.
Jill: But that's a long time ago, Wilson. I mean, times are changing. Women are working, men are staying at home, both are working. Roles are reversing.
Wilson: Trenchant and perspicacious.
Tim: Now, that can't possibly be a compliment.
Wilson: I'm afraid so, Tim.
Tim: Oh, you did it to me again.