Tim Quote #447
Quote from Tim in Heavy Meddle
Jill: Uh, Dave, Dave, we're trying to pick a movie.
Tim: Jill, Jill, please...
Jill: Can you recommend one?
Dave: Yeah, I just rented, It Happened One Night.
Jill: Well, you see what I'm talking about? That movie is one of her favorite movies.
Karen: What are the odds?
Dave: Go figure.
Tim: Karen, do you know how to drive a car?
Karen: Yes, Tim.
Tim: Oh, I can't believe it. So does Dave! It's kismet!
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Heavy Meddle’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Tim: Hey, why don't you and I play a little game?
Jill: What?
Tim: Let's play a little game, just you and I. Let's play.
Jill: OK. OK, all right. [Tim gestures] Three words. First word. Me. Woman. Jill. Jill, OK. Three words. Third word, third word. Hamburger. Red. Meat. Meat. Jill blank meat. Second word. [Tim pounds the burger patty] Jill dead meat.
Jill: So I guess you're kind of annoyed that nobody's working on your engine.
Tim: Well, how would you feel about it? If you planned a wedding shower for three months the night of the wedding shower, I bring these guys over to watch football?
Jill: That happened, Tim.
Tim: And you didn't like it, did you?
Quote from Wilson
Jill: Wilson, aren't human beings more important than machines?
Wilson: Well, without a doubt. Although, I am quite fond of my waffle maker.
Jill: Well, thank you. I wish you would tell that to that knucklehead I'm married to.
Wilson: Oh, he knows how I feel. He's had my waffles.
Quote from Tim
Al: Tim, maybe we can get a head start on that shed over the weekend.
Tim: Ooh, no can do, Al. This weekend, after two years, I'm finally putting the soul in the beast. I'm dumping that big 350 Chevy engine in my hot rod.
Al: Really?
Tim: Yeah.
Al: Well, that would be hard to do by yourself.
Tim: That's why I got a couple of guys coming over. A little work party, a celebration of man and machine. [grunts]