Tim Quote #130
Quote from Tim in Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble
Al: Well, as you can see, we've taken out our old vanity and sink. And we'll be replacing it with a new double sink model.
Tim: That's right, Al. And we'll be covering that sink and backsplash with this lovely pinkish tile.
Al: I believe that shade is called kumquat. It's ephemeral, yet graceful.
Tim: Just like you, Al.
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Jill: Al, maybe you can help me.
Tim: Oh, like he's gonna know anything.
Jill: Come here. Come here, come here. Which one of these colors do you like?
Al: I like the loquat or the kumquat.
Tim: Oh, come off of it, Al. Like you can tell the difference with these colors.
Al: Well, yes, I can, Tim. The loquat is sunnier, yet understated in a nonthreatening way.
Quote from Tim
Jill: Will Al be here?
Tim: I don't see what that has to do with anything.
Jill: Will Al be here?
Tim: I want you to listen to me. Al is my assistant. He assists me.
Jill: Yeah, I know. Will he be here?
Tim: Yes.
Jill: And I can have anything I want?
Tim: Anything you want.
Jill: What if I decide that I just want you right now?
Tim: Well, it would be difficult without Al here to assist me.