Tim Quote #26
Quote from Tim in Mow Better Blues
Jill: The wrench is not in there. That's stuff for the rummage sale. There's nothing but junk in there.
Tim: Junk? This is that swivel-based cookbook holder I built you.
Jill: Is it?
Tim: I thought you said you lost this.
Jill: Well, I guess you found it.
Tim: Great.
Tim: Look. Look. It's that hair dyer I rewired for you.
Jill: Honey, I really loved it but it... it melted all my hairbrushes.
Tim: Don't throw it out. Use it for a space heater.
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‘Mow Better Blues’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Tim: That wrench has gotta be around here someplace. You know, it just didn't get up and walk away, Jill.
Jill: OK, you're right. I'm ready to talk. I sneak down here at night, take all your tools, go out to the backyard, put 'em in a big pile, and dance around 'em naked.
Tim: What time would that be?
Jill: Sometime right after you go to sleep.
Quote from Jill
Tim: Come on. Stand up.
Jill: Stand up?
Tim: Stand up. Put your right arm up. Put your left arm... [Jill chuckles] Put your left arm on the tool.
Jill: The wrench?
Tim: The wrench.
Quote from Al
Tim: Well, Al, now that we have the fitting in place between the two sections of pipe. What's the next step?
Al: Well, Tim, we'll be sweating the pipe.
Tim: Will we?
Al: That's right.
Tim: So we'll put a little deodorant right there in the elbow?
Al: I don't think so, Tim.