Jill Quote #14
Quote from Jill in Mow Better Blues
Jill: You don't touch my records.
Tim: Right, because I respect your space. That's your space, your zone. This is my zone, my sacred territory, right here.
Jill: Oh. So, uh, so this tool bench is like your altar?
Tim: This is where I pray to the tool gods. [vocalizes] Oy-eee-ha-ha, ee-ee-ha
Jill: Gosh, I am so moved, I think that I should sing a chorus of "Amazing Wrench."
Tim: Don't do this.
Jill: [sings] Amazing wrench, how sweet the sound [wrench whirs] [laughs]
Tim: Do you hear the laughter, right here?
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Mow Better Blues’ Quotes
Quote from Al
Tim: Well, Al, now that we have the fitting in place between the two sections of pipe. What's the next step?
Al: Well, Tim, we'll be sweating the pipe.
Tim: Will we?
Al: That's right.
Tim: So we'll put a little deodorant right there in the elbow?
Al: I don't think so, Tim.
Quote from Jill
Tim: That wrench has gotta be around here someplace. You know, it just didn't get up and walk away, Jill.
Jill: OK, you're right. I'm ready to talk. I sneak down here at night, take all your tools, go out to the backyard, put 'em in a big pile, and dance around 'em naked.
Tim: What time would that be?
Jill: Sometime right after you go to sleep.
Quote from Jill
Tim: Come on. Stand up.
Jill: Stand up?
Tim: Stand up. Put your right arm up. Put your left arm... [Jill chuckles] Put your left arm on the tool.
Jill: The wrench?
Tim: The wrench.