Wilson: Well, Tim, what you're describing to me brings to mind the verruca vulgaris.
Tim: [inquisitive grunt]
Wilson: Also known as the common wart.
Tim: You're calling my sons warts? Not that I mind... I don't mind...
Wilson: No, no, no, no, no, no, Tim. What I'm trying to say is, most people think the best way to get rid of a wart is to cut it off, but in actuality that isn't the best solution. See, the wart will reappear because the virus is still below the surface of the skin.
Tim: So just putting my two warts in separate rooms isn't gonna cure this problem, huh?
Wilson: No. No, Tim, the only way to get rid of a wart is to go beneath the surface of the oily skin and dig out the root.
Tim: I see. Thanks.
Wilson: Mm-hmm.
Tim: Wilson?
Wilson: Mm-hmm?
Tim: This is bar none the most disgusting conversation we've ever had.