Gracie: Aunt Jill, what do you like most about Christmas?
Jill: Well, I like the whole spirit of the holiday. Peace on Earth, goodwill towards men.
Tim: Borland's Santa's toast.
Jill: What is that?
Tim: What does it look like? It's a wise man with a harpoon gun.
Jill: 'Tis the season to be packing.