Tim: Wilson, if you need firewood, I got plenty here. You don't have to chop down your house.
Wilson: No, no, no, Tim. I'm just knocking down some icicles. It's one of my favorite things, right up there with spreading steer manure on a hot summer day.
Tim: I'd rather spread steer manure than be Al's landlord.
Wilson: Really? I would've thought Al would've been the perfect tenant. That's why I gave him such an enthusiastic reference. Maybe I went a little bit overboard.
Tim: [chuckles] You're the only one that quoted Shakespeare on a rental application.
Wilson: So, you're saying objectively that the person at fault is the lessee as opposed to the lessor.
Tim: More or less.