Brad: How soon were you planning on having children?
Samantha: Well, not right away. I was thinking of waiting a few years. Five... ten. Is that too long for you?
Brad: No, no. I was thinking like 15, 20.
Samantha: Brad, do you really think you're ready to get married?
Brad: Well, I don't know. I mean, how do you feel?
Samantha: I think we should slow down a little.
Brad: [sighs] Man, I'm glad to hear you say that. And as much as I like you, I mean, it would be kind of weird taking my report card home to my wife.