Tim: Uh, what are you selling?
Saleswoman: Liquid Wonder, the amazing new multi-purpose dirt destroyer. Cleans grease, woodwork, patio furniture, mini-blinds and, oh, so much more.
Tim: I got a whole case of Binford cleaner in the garage.
Saleswoman: But Liquid Wonder has fast-acting sodium metasilicate. [flicks hair]
Tim: Wow. What is that?
Saleswoman: The most potent cleaning ingredient the government allows on the market.
Tim: [laughs] God bless America, huh? I'll take one.
Saleswoman: Just one?
Tim: Case.
Saleswoman: That will be $40.
Tim: OK.
Saleswoman: Thank you so much.
Tim: Well, $40 for a case of this cleaner, it's a steal.